Saturday, April 12, 2008

Funderstorm Raids the Rib

Having successfully (well, moderately) completed the half distance at GHO's semi annual Raid the Hammer/Rib, the girls decided that it was time to take it up a notch and try out the full length distance of what is billed as Canada's "toughest half-marathon." Teams of 3 have up to 8 hours to orienteer their way through a 25km course complete with great snacks and fun tests like "The Lasso," "In, Over, and Out" and the girls new personal nemesis, "walk the line." Who was the Funderstorm's third? Enter Ursula, aka the Energizer Bunny, who may not know how to use a compass but sure is good at hauling ass through the woods!

Both SP and T/T were somewhat concerned for this race. T/T is not a huge fan of the running, and SP is not a huge fan of getting lost in the woods. Once the race started, however, their fears quickly abated as CPs were knocked down one by one and feet stayed dry for the first five minutes of the race.

With only the most minor of setbacks, the girls whizzed through the first 2/3 of the course, cracking jokes and counting the number of falls into the mud. The fun and games deteriorated however, at "Walk the Line." In this section of the race, teams had to follow a dotted line on the map finding unmarked CPs along the way, and using only the Nature's curves the contour lines for guidance. CPs 18 & 19 were easily located, but 20 proved to be another story. After two times round the course and an unmentionable number of profanities (SP) later, CP 20 was left unpunched.

Things continued to go downhill from there en route to CP21. Things got even sketchier when what appeared to be an innocent water crossing nearly turned into an opportunity to practice swiftwater rescue and the tripod crossing. With morale a bit low, CP 22 was eventually located and the girls headed back to the Rocky Ridge Ranch with only one more CP left to punch.

By the time the race was over for the girls, most of the winning teams had already packed up and gone home. But there was still burgers and cookies left, and many stories to trade with other teams that were pulling up the rear.

Despite the "walk the line" incident, the girls were the first all female team to complete the full course. Minutes later, however, the GHO girls appeared, having not had quite as much trouble walking the line as Funderstorm. Nevertheless, a good time (for the most part!) was had by all and it was definitely a learning experience. Being unquestionably the toughest navigation test that the girls have faced to date, it perhaps did not go so badly after all.

The Funderstorm spirit award (which some of you may know is nearly equivalent to an Oscar, and waaaayy cooler than a Juno) certainly goes out to Ursula, who kept on trucking and saying happy things right through to the end of the race. The girls look forward to teaming up with this speedster again later in the season. T/T definitely took the award for most spectacular falls, while SP was honoured for wearing out the F word in the general vicinity of CP20.

Next week SP and T/T will test their mettle at the Diamonds & Dirt all female adventure race in Michigan. Here's hoping that the lessons learned at Raid the Rib will pay off in Brighton next Saturday!
Pre-race photo. All bundled up in preparation for a rainy day.
This is Ursula, still smiling after a long haul (some necessary, some just for the heck of it) through many, many swamps.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Some Mexican Photos...



Navigating the Whitewater on the Antigua River (and trying to stay in the boat).



Group photo in Gulf of Mexico.




Team Flat Tires celebrates the end of a long day.





Our new Mexican friends in Neuvo Jacal.






On the trek to Pico de Orizaba.

Cuervas Peligrosas! (Mexico 2008)

It's been about two weeks now since SP and T/T returned from their winter sojourn down to Mexico for Frontier Adventure Sports & Training and Esprit Rafting's "Pico 2 Playa Expedition Training Week," but the memories are still fresh and the scars from the no see 'ums still visible.

The adventure began on Friday, March 14th, when the girls departed from Toronto to Veracruz, Mexico. Although camp didn't officially start until Sunday, the girls wanted a day to acclimatize and drink some beer at Caliente in the zocalo in Veracruz. Friday night the girls had a chance to meet up with several other camp participants and a great time was had as they all tried to navigate the Spanish dinner menu and ward off street sellers.

Saturday morning, SP and T/T went out for a little jog to loosen up their legs. As luck would have it, there was a road race taking place in Veracruz that morning, so after running against the race for a few kilometres, the girls decided "what the hell," and joined in on the race. Although SP was worried that they might get arrested for banditing, no such criminal charge occured. Despite their stellar times, the girls refused to accept medals.

By noon the campers had congregated at the Hotel Veracruz to begin the 5 hour trek to Tilachachuca, where they would be staying for the first night. The drive was scenic, the banter entertaining, and the ice cream, as always, was delicious. After a dinner and map marking session, the girls spent the remainder of the evening repacking their gear into tiny (way too tiny) dry barrels.

The first training activity for Sunday was a 3 hour trek up to the base camp at Pico de Orizaba (4200m). Having never been in elevation before, SP couldn't help but exclaim "mountains are big," as her lungs and innards began to explode. Lunch at the base hut was followed by a 2 hour downhill bike ride to the village of Nueva Jacal. As SP, T/T and Denise arrived into the village, swarms of children began to trickle down off of the hills. Although the girls were initially a little worried, as it turned out, all the kids wanted was to exchange their manual labour for some "dulces" and have their photos taken.

Monday involved a 40 km bike ride from Neuva Jacal to Villa Hermosa. About 14 km of this ride was downhill, and the other 26 or so was up. This was the day in which the girls redefined what a hill meant to them. Did I mention there was lots of hills? There was also lots of flat tires. And chips. Mmm, Mexican chips are good. The 7 hour slog in 40 degree heat was celebrated with a cold beer and a bucket shower in front of an appreciative male audience.

Tuesday was trekking day. SP and T/T were paired with Erin and Anthony for a 22km hike from Villa Hermosa to Amatitla. There were lots of hills (who knew Mexico was so damn hilly) and lots of stops for chips and ice cream. There was also an impromptu shower under a water tower and a bath in the river. Arrival at Amatitla, a coffee plantation, was celebrated with more beer and delicious lime popcorn. T/T entertained the group this evening with her always a riot love fortune card game.

Wednesday the legs had a chance to rest as the group ran 25km of whitewater in 2-person inflatable kayaks from Amatitla to Monte Blanco. The girls enjoyed this tremendously, although SP fell out of the boat 6 times, providing endless entertainment for the other groups. Today was a good test of the trust factor between SP and T/T: SP had to trust that T/T wasn't going to fling her out of the boat off of any more rocks, and T/T had to trust that SP would finally learn her lesson and lean into the rocks (how very counterintuitive!). The camp at Monte Blanco was a great reward mid-week, as it had indoor beds and showers (albeit cold ones).

Thursday was a combination of trekking, biking, canyoneering, rappeling and ascending, taking the group from Monte Blanco the much beloved village of Jalcomulco, where SP made everyone relive last year's memories by drinking on the bridge after the temasczal ceremony. After a year of Jalcomulco dreamin' , the girls were not disappointed. The roosters were just as loud, the juice ladies just as friendly, and the bridge just as inviting (although there were some cockroaches this year). It was then that the girls decided that they had to return to Jalcomulco for the big disco on Saturday night.

Friday was an epic ride from Jalcomulco out to the Gulf of Mexico, some 78 km away. After lots of hills and many more bike breakdowns, the group was thrilled to have made it to their final destination and celebrated with a swim in the Gulf of Mexico. T/T had a near miss this day with a motorcycle that left her with some cool body souvenirs that made SP jealous. The swim was followed by cold beer (of course!), a mariachi band, a drive back to Veracruz, a lovely dinner and a few more drinks in the zocalo.

Saturday morning the group gathered for one last breakfast together before trips to the airport had to be made (sniff sniff). For SP, T/T and their sidekick Tom, however, the adventure was hardly over. At the airport, the trio rented a car and braved the Mexican highway to drive back to Jalcomulco. Jim, the consummate host, arranged for a lovely street dinner, a few drinks at Esprit's awesome new bar, a Jalcomulco pub crawl and a long, long night at the disco. The sleepy village of Jalcomulco had been transformed for semana de santa, with a stage and band being brought in. After a long night of dancing, a short sleep in a hammock, and a sleepy drive back to the Veracruz airport, Funderstorm's Mexican adventure was over for yet another year.

It was a truly awesome week with too many amazing experiences to ever recapture. SP is already counting down the weeks until Mexico 2009.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Updates from the Funderstorm

Both SnackyPants and Toots-in-Tights are hoping that 2008 is a big year for racing. In fact, T/T has dubbed 2008, "two thousand and race." The girls are currently choosing their races for the year and working on a race calendar. While it may be slim pickins for adventure races right now, the girls have found lots of other ways to stay in shape and get ready for the 2008 race season.

On January 19th, SP headed down to Michigan (she's thinking about asking for dual citizenship, since this was the 4th trip down in six months) for the Witchy Wolf Run - a 15 mile night trail race run under a full moon in the middle of nowhere, Michigan. Alerted to this race by a fellow Michigan adventure racer, she thought it would be a good and crazy way to start off 2008.

As it turned out, January 19th was the coldest night of the winter thus far, with the thermometer reading -17 without the windchill. There were about 100 other crazies out there with nothing better do do on a Saturday night than run around in the cold. Standing at the start line waiting to the race to begin, the reality, and the cold, began to sink in. With the race starting 25 minutes late, there was lots of time to question the sanity of this decision, as well as to wonder why the hell there was a guy wearing shorts. Once the wolf howled however (the official start to the race), SP began to warm up and the race turned out to be a rather pleasant jaunt through snow-covered backroads with the occasional bushwhack and river crossing. The race was pretty low-key, with no mile markers, four aid stations that had only water, and 1 aid station that had beer. Had the beer station not been only 1.5 miles from the finish, SP would loved to have partaken. Much to her surprise, SP won her age group and was awarded with a unique prize - a big ol' chunk of wood painted with a wolf on it. All in all, it was definitely a unique and worthwhile race. For just a $28 entry fee, competitors got a long sleeve technical shirt, a personalized 2008 Witchy Wolf dog tag, and lots of yummy homemade chicken noodle soup at the end of the race. So next January, if you are looking for something crazy to do, consider a drive up to Omer, Michigan (smallest city in the state) for the Witchy Wolf Run. A 2-person relay option exists for those not keen on racing the full 15 miles.

Funderstorm's next big adventure is a mere 45 days away! Both girls are incredibly excited to get out of the cold when they head to Jalcomulco, Mexico for FAR's expedition training camp from March 15-22. Stay tuned for more details!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Adieu to 2007 and Welcome 2008!

With less races to choose from at the end of the year, Funderstorm was itching for something fun to do to cap off 2007. Something that they could say, "that was the craziest thing I've done all year" about. Enter Crazy JF, whose identity has been protected, who the girls met skiing at the beginning of December. Apparently, JF's idea of fun is go hiking on the Bruce Trail, all night long. So, despite their apprehensions, SP and T/T joined JF and three other equally crazy people for an all night hike on a very rainy and slushy December evening. The girls thought it would be great training for their upcoming trip to Mexico and a great way to get rid of some of the cookies they ate over the holidays. As it turned out, it was also a great way to get rid of some pesky toenails too.

The group met in Kilbride with the goal of hiking through the night. Departing just before 9:00pm under a steady drizzle, the girls immediately discerned that this was not going to be a walk in the park. Now, we're not going to bore you with all the details of the 7 hours spent hiking through the slushy Bruce Trail. Needless to say, it was fun, in that crazy kind of wanting to punish your body way. In true form, SP brought along many a tasty treat to enjoy out on the trail, while T/T instructed no one to laugh while she was trying to climb hills. Both girls thought it was a great experience to log some good miles on foot and practice their sleep deprivation. They also feel fortunate to have found some training partners crazier than they are and look forward to more all night treks in the upcoming months. It was, as they had hoped, a great way to round off a fun-filled and adventurous 2007.

Here's to an even funner 2008!


Friday, December 14, 2007

Our Wish Lists...

Now that we've given you some suggestions for the adventure racer on your Christmas list, here's a rundown of the cool gear that we hope Santa stuffs in his sack for us!

First up on Toots-in-Tights' list is a pair of Salomon Nordic Pro Training Gloves. New to Salomon's line-up for Winter '08, these gloves would be great for all the winter training that T/T plans to do in order to get ready for Mexico in March.

To complement the gloves, T/T, who has been both naughty and nice this year, most certainly deserves a pair of Montbell Thermawrap Pants. After all, there is no use having warm hands if your butt is freezing. Not only would these pants keep her warm at the Snowshoe Raid later this winter, but the sleek black colour will be easy to complement with any jacket.

In her stocking, Toots-in-Tights hopes to find a pair of Pearl Izumi Calien Toes. What the heck is that you ask? Well, if you've ever tried to mountain bike in subzero temperatures, you will know that most bike shoes are not meant for snow. Slip a pair of these on overtop of your bike shoes, and you'll be good to go. They'll match nicely with the gloves and pants.

The item that SnackyPants is probably hankering after the most is a pair of CW-X Insulator Expert Tights. Everyone she has talked to about these pants give them rave reviews. Although she loves the navy colour, she realizes that this would necessitate the buying of new jackets, so to keep things simple, she'll stick with black.

Second, since she is the only person in her running group without one, SP has finally given in to wanting a Garmin Forerunner. Not wanting to suffer from information overload, she's going to stick to the 201 model, which can calculate both pace and distance, making it a useful training tool.

Although perhaps unrealistic unless Santa works for Salomon, SP is chomping at the bit waiting to get her hands on a pair of the new Salomon XT Wings shoes. She is admittedly a sucker for anything that Salomon slaps their name on. Don't they sound fast?

Lastly, in order to combat winter boredom, SP is thinking of taking up snowshoe racing. To to this, she'll certainly need a pair of Atlas Racing Snowshoes. She's not yet put this on her list officially however. The last time she did a race that involved snowshoes, she ended up flinging them into the woods in a fit of rage. She blames this on the particular pair of snowshoes, however, not the sport itself. Some snowshoe training is scheduled for this weekend though, which SP hopes will give her a better idea of whether or not this sport is for her.

So that's what we want? How about you? What gear items are on your list?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Funderstorm Christmas Ideas

Are you stumped about what to get your favorite adventure racer for the holidays? Funderstorm has come up with a few ideas that will solve your gifting dilemmas.

First up,
The Thrill of Victory, The Agony of My Feet. This book, published in 2005 and full of adventure racing stories from the sports' top athletes, is sure to please any racer. At $13.00 CAD at Chapters, you really can't go wrong. Funderstorm highly reccomends.

If your favorite racer is too busy training to read an entire book, how about a magazine subscription? Although the only publication dedicated entirely to adventure racing is now defunct (RIP Adventure Sports),
Trail Runner is now the official publication of the USARA. In addition to several pages devoted to AR each month, the magazine also has a great race calendar and tons of tips for adventure racing training. Our only warning is that since this magazine is only published bi-monthly, the recipient may spend days waiting at the mailbox for it to arrive.

Reading not their thing? Not too many racers wouldn't be happy with a gift pack of their favorite gels and energy bars. Thanks to an ad in Trail Runner, SnackyPants recently discovered
Zombie Runner, a great site with an excellent selection of nutrition and running-related products. Canadians will marvel at the selection of training, racing and recovery products that we are being denied north of the border. Check out the cool new Clif Shot Hot Chocolate and Apple Cider recovery drinks. Mmmmm!

If cross-border or online shopping isn't your thing, check out
Running Free in Markham. Owned by adventure racers and featuring a wide selection of related products, you are sure to find something there that will please your racing pals. You can't go wrong with a pair of Salomon XA Pro shoes or a Simon River Sports paddle. Believe me, it doesn't matter if they already have one of these items - most racers horde gear like fat kids horde chocolate.

Got a bigger budget? Well if you live in an area where winter puts a damper on the racing season, why not consider a bike trainer? The
CycleOps Fluid 2 Trainer is one of top-selling trainers and for good reason. Featuring a smooth, quiet ride and easy attachment to your existing bike tire, this trainer will let the racer on your list be prepared for the 2008 season. This puppy will cost you about $400 CAD or slightly less in USD, but is definitely money well spent.

Does that racer on your list have difficulty figuring out which way is North? Aside from being able to tell time (duh), the
Suunto Vector has a digital compass, an altimeter, a barometer, about five different alarms and comes in many cool colours, like pink and baby blue. We're not sure what the barometer is for, but if knowing barometric pressure will ever help you through that nasty bushwhack, then you are all set. SnackyPants has this watch in black, but Toots-in-Tights calls the colour "stealth," which sounds way cooler. The large face takes a little getting used to, but it's worth the size not to get lost in the woods anymore. Buy it from Moosejaw, because they are hilarious.

Lastly, if you don't find anything on this list that appeals to you, check out the following sites, where great adventure racing gear can be had for reasonable prices:

http://www.pricepoint.com/
http://www.argear.com/
http://www.moosejaw.com/
http://www.altrec.com/
http://www.backcountry.com/

Funderstorm loves to talk gear, so drop us a line if you have any questions, and until then, happy shopping!